Late = Bad. Very Bad.

(Red Line closes doors and starts leaving station. Man bolts up the stairs and starst running after train to no avail.)

Missed Train Guy: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! Dear God no! Now I have to take the next one and I'll be 4 minutes 22 seconds late. My boss is going to kill me. Like Alice in Wonderland: 'Off with my head! Off with my heaaaadddd!!!!'"

- Howard Street Station

-- Submitted by Deacon