Monday, June 05, 2006

That might be a great hotline to start

Guy: (on cell) "Hey, how's it going?"

Guy: "That would be like killing two birds with one stone."

Guy: "Definitely, two for one."

Guy: "We're going to go to war, man. I'll be on the field of battle with you."

Guy: "We definitely have to go for the kill, strike while the iron is hot!"

Guy: "You know how it goes: no good deed goes unpunished."

Guy: "All right buddy. Take it easy."

Passenger on Train: "I'm sorry. Who the hell were you talking to? The cliche hotline?"

- Metra BNSF Railway Line

-- Submitted by Pete

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