Girl #1: "Can you please scratch my back? Please, please, please, please."
Girl #2: "No. Not in public. I'd feel stupid."
Girl #1: "COME ON! I'd do it for you!"
Girl #2: "No."
Girl #1: "I'm going to go scrape my back against the wall until the skin comes off. If I bleed out, it'll be your fault."
- Golf Mill Shopping Center
-- Submitted by T.K.