Bulls Fan: "I'm telling you: The Bulls should draft that dude from LSU and trade him to Minnesota for Garnett. It works out for both teams."
Pessimist: "You're an idiot. Garnett is a top twenty player and won't go for just one rookie."
Bulls Fan: "Minnesota would be stupid not to do it. This kid from LSU is the next Garnett."
Pessimist: "Then why don't the Bulls draft him and keep him?"
Bulls Fan: "SHUT UP!"
- Wrigley Field
-- Submitted by Take Morrison