Guy: "...but that book seriously sucked."
Girl: "It did not! It was a good, quick read and I enjoyed it a lot!"
Guy: "You enjoy freakin' Dr. Seuss! Your opinion doesn't count."
Girl: "Fck you! My opinion does so count! It was a good book and you're stupid!"
Guy: "I'M stupid?! Btch, if I was a tree and that shlock was printed on paper that came from me, I would sue for emotional stress, pain, and suffering. That sht sucked."
- Purple Line
-- Submitted by Oscar