(Guy starts patting all of his pant and jacket pockets)
Guy: "Utter BULLCRAP!"
Buddy: "What's the matter now?"
Guy: "I lost my phone again! I HATE when I lose my phone!"
Buddy: "Where was the last place you saw it?"
Guy: "I don't remember. This is the 17th phone that I've lost. I need to stick those things to my hands."
- Near Kimball and Belmont
-- Submitted by Greg