Teen: "No, dude. You're coming."
Friend: "No, dude. I'm not."
Teen: "Yes. You are. We aren't going without you and you'll ruin it for everyone."
Friend: "I don't care. I hate roller coasters and I'm not wasting all that money just to watch you guys."
Teen: "Dude. Sarah is going to be there and so is Tammy. I NEED this."
Friend: "No. I'd rather club and eat baby seals in front of PETA members. It ain't happening."
- Gap at Old Orchard Shopping Center
-- Submitted by Crayola