Then again, maybe we should limit who reads

(group of teens discussing the Diary of Anne Frank)

Guy: "They were in there for two years, but they weren't in the attic the whole time. On the weekends they came down and listened to the radio and stuff."

Girl: "Oh my God! They need to quit complaining. They made it sound like they were stuck in that attic for two years...like 500,000 days, but they were practically free to do whatever they want. People always make shit sound worse than it is."

- Red Line

-- Submitted by Tiffany