Teen Girl: "It's just so embarrasing. He's so bald it's shiny."
Friend: "But he's your dad! There's nothing you can do."
Teen Girl: "I've had dreams where I paste his hair back on to his head."
Friend: "With Elmer's Glue? You better hope that stuff dries clear."
Teen Girl: "Is there any other way?"
- Mario Tricocci Downtown
-- Submitted by Headbobber
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