Tuesday, June 20, 2006

It's cheaper than surgery

Teen Girl: "It's just so embarrasing. He's so bald it's shiny."

Friend: "But he's your dad! There's nothing you can do."

Teen Girl: "I've had dreams where I paste his hair back on to his head."

Friend: "With Elmer's Glue? You better hope that stuff dries clear."

Teen Girl: "Is there any other way?"

- Mario Tricocci Downtown

-- Submitted by Headbobber

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