Dork: "Do you post there often?"
Geek: "No. I should post more though. It's an awesome messageboard."
Dork: "I thought so, too, until I asked to become a moderator. They shot me down real fast."
Dork: "I don't know. Said I wasn't qualified. So I started my own messageboard. Now I'm an administrator."
Dork: "Yeah it is. Now I don't need to pander to moderators. I'm higher up and more powerful than they are."
Geek: (putting up hand for a 'high five') "You're the man!"
- Buffalo Joe's
-- Submitted by Sheila