Friday, June 02, 2006

Uh, yeah. We have a ton of those in Chicago. Idiot.

(Tourists on bus going down LSD)

Tourist 1: (pointing to pumping station) "What on Earth is that thing?"

Toursit 2: "I don't know. It looks like a huge oil tanker or something."

Snooty Chicago Know-It-All Guy: "Actually folks. That's a boat house or possibly a yacht. There are plenty of those in Chicago."

- LSD Tour Bus

-- Submitted by Jeremy

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