Stabbing isn't the answer

Flamboyant #1: "So I have a court appearance this weekend."

Flamboyant #2: "Whaaaat!?"

Flamboyant #1: "Yeah I have a court date!"

Flamboyant #3: "What happened!?"

Flamboyant #1: "I stabbed my nephew."

Flamboyant's #2 and #3: "WHAAAT!?"

Flamboyant #1: (sassy) "Yeah I stabbed him."

Flamboyant #2: "Why'd you do that!?"

Flamboyant #1: "He's one of those badass kids, and he tried to get up on me, and, honey, you KNOW I wasn't having any of that. So I told my other nephew to grab a knife, and I stabbed him!"

Flamboyant #2: "Ooooh! You know you shouldn't let your hate get the best of you!"

- Red Line

-- Submitted by MikeChicago