Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Even Hitler?

Homeless Lady: "Can you help me buy something to eat?"

Girl: "Sure." (gives her money)

Homeless Lady: "Wait! Are you Jewish?"

Girl: "Yes."

Homeless Lady: (excited; grabs her arm) "I KNOW a way to resurrect all the people from the holocaust!"

- Dearborn and Madison

-- Submitted by Sophie

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