Girl #1: "...totally couldn't believe I was meeting him. It was awesome."
Girl #2: "What was it like?"
Girl #1: "Awful. I was rank. Thought I was going to scare him away from my smell."
Girl #2: "Did you try perfume? Deoderant?"
Girl #1: "Yeah, but you could tell his nostrils were trying to close. It was like he could tell I reaked, but didn't want to say anything."
- Near UIC Campus
-- Submitted by Greg