Tough Guy: "No one took me seriously until I did it."
Smart Guy: "But that's stupid. I'm not doing it."
Tough Guy: "It's easy and no one gets hurt. You just get some friends that no one knows and..."
Smart Guy: "I'M NOT GOING TO FAKE ROB SOMEONE JUST TO IMPRESS A FCKING GIRL! Jesus, you're an idiot."
Tough Guy: "I guess you want to stay alone your entire life then."
- Outside of U.S. Cellular Field
-- Submitted by Go Go Sox