Teen Girl 1: "Dude..I feel bad for Bach's second wife. I mean his first wife had like 3 kids, but his second wife had like 20 kids...thats insane!
Girl 2: "Really?They must have been two busy people."
Girl 1: "Seriously. I mean...how could anyone stand being pregnant again and again?"
Girl 2: "Bach probably humped his second wife until she hit menopause."
Girl 1: "Yeah seriously, she must've like hit menopause..I mean she probably had so many kids that her body just stopped. That's like, crazy." (pause) So yeah, that's why I feel bad for his wife."
Girl 2: "Yeah. "
-Metra Stop in Elmwood Park
Submitted by David