Monday, June 26, 2006

Isn't golf a game of patience?

First Foursome Guy: (Waiting to tee off) "How many guys are in your group?"

Second Foursome Guy: "Well, there's us, and three foursomes ahead of us. We're all together."

First Foursome Guy: "Any of you guys good?"

Second Foursome Guy: "Not really. But we're here for fun. We don't get together much."

First Foursome Guy: "Well, why don't you guys play an all man scramble? That way you won't slow anyone down?"

Second Foursome Guy: "Why don't you play kiss my ass? That way your mouth will be occupied with something other than being an idiot."

- Seven Bridges Golf Club

-- Submitted by Crans

1 comment:

sligo said...

just wanted to let you know that since i don't make it 'home' that much anymore, reading these gives me just the right amount of Chicago to keep me smiling.