First Foursome Guy: (Waiting to tee off) "How many guys are in your group?"
Second Foursome Guy: "Well, there's us, and three foursomes ahead of us. We're all together."
First Foursome Guy: "Any of you guys good?"
Second Foursome Guy: "Not really. But we're here for fun. We don't get together much."
First Foursome Guy: "Well, why don't you guys play an all man scramble? That way you won't slow anyone down?"
Second Foursome Guy: "Why don't you play kiss my ass? That way your mouth will be occupied with something other than being an idiot."
- Seven Bridges Golf Club
-- Submitted by Crans