Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Commonplace in Chicago

(Sorority girl walks into restaurant in clothes taht are way too tight. Her belly is showing and it looks like the pants are crawling up her ass.)

Catty Girl: "Look at her! Can't she wear clothes that don't make her look like a fat whore?"

Catty Girl #2: "No. Then she wouldn't get any attention from the ugly boys."

(Sorority girl pulls her pants out of her butt and tries to pull her shirt down.)

Catty Girl: "Keep trying, sweetheart. The only way those clothes will stay that way is if you lose 100 lbs."

Catty Girl #2: "YEEEEEAAAAHH. Bitch."

- Italian Village Restaurant

-- Submitted by Batman

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