(Sorority girl walks into restaurant in clothes taht are way too tight. Her belly is showing and it looks like the pants are crawling up her ass.)
Catty Girl: "Look at her! Can't she wear clothes that don't make her look like a fat whore?"
Catty Girl #2: "No. Then she wouldn't get any attention from the ugly boys."
(Sorority girl pulls her pants out of her butt and tries to pull her shirt down.)
Catty Girl: "Keep trying, sweetheart. The only way those clothes will stay that way is if you lose 100 lbs."
Catty Girl #2: "YEEEEEAAAAHH. Bitch."
- Italian Village Restaurant
-- Submitted by Batman