Instigating Passerby: (To Hobo) "Hey, man. That dude is invading your turf."
Hobo: (looking at homeless guy 15 feet away) "Yeah. You right. He taking away my b'ness."
Passerby: "Are you making enough that you can split it with that guy?"
Hobo: "Naw, man. But the economy is rough."
- Canal and Randolph
-- Submitted by Chrissy