Platform Attendant: "Hold blue line. Passengers arriving."
Nervous Train Goer: "Hold? HOLD?! FCK THEM! THEY'RE LATE! There's another train coming later!"
(Train message announces doors closing)
Nervous Train Goer: "No one came onto the train! I hope they're caught in the door and their damn arms and legs get chopped off!"
Random Passenger: "You an asshole, man. Relax."
- Blue Line O'hare
-- Submitted by Joe