Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Compassion for your fellow man

Platform Attendant: "Hold blue line. Passengers arriving."

Nervous Train Goer: "Hold? HOLD?! FCK THEM! THEY'RE LATE! There's another train coming later!"

(Train message announces doors closing)

Nervous Train Goer: "No one came onto the train! I hope they're caught in the door and their damn arms and legs get chopped off!"

Random Passenger: "You an asshole, man. Relax."

- Blue Line O'hare

-- Submitted by Joe

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