Teen Girl #1: "It's only a freakin' Gogurt. How hard could it be?"
Teen Girl #2: "He just couldn't get it open. He tried and tried and tried."
Teen Girl #1: "So what did he do?"
Teen Girl #2: "He took the tube and smashed it against the table. It exploded all over everyone."
Teen Girl #1: "What an asshole!"
Teen Girl #2: "Yeah. But he looks at us and said 'Now we can all share.'"
- Dominick's in Evanston
-- Submitted by Terry
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