Thursday, June 01, 2006

Must have a bad slice.

Golfer: "You know Malone is going to be at the outing, too."

Golfing Buddy: "I'll be sure to crack him in the face with my driver."

Golfer: "Don't waste your driver. Use your 9 iron.

Golfing Buddy: "How about both for that asshole?"

- Chick Evans Golf Course

-- Submitted by Nova

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