Golfer: "You know Malone is going to be at the outing, too."
Golfing Buddy: "I'll be sure to crack him in the face with my driver."
Golfer: "Don't waste your driver. Use your 9 iron.
Golfing Buddy: "How about both for that asshole?"
- Chick Evans Golf Course
-- Submitted by Nova
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