Schizo guy: (talking to himself) "No. No. No. No. No. No. There's no way. It's not possible. IT'S NOT POSSIBLE. It can't be done. No chance. No how."
CTA Employee: "Is everything all right, sir?"
Schizo guy: "It can't be done, lady! It can't. You can't kick your left foot with your left foot. It doesn't bend the right way. Not like clapping with one hand. IT. IS. IMPOSSIBLE!"
- Brown Line Paulina Platform
-- Submitted by Nash