Office Guy: "All I'm saying is that you better be protected."
Office Mate: "I am. Trust me. It's all safe."
Passerby: "You guys carry them with you in the office?"
Office Guy: "What the hell are you talking about?"
Passerby: "Condoms. You're talking about protection right?"
Office Guy: "No, idiot. We're talking about surge protectors for the move. Do you ever wonder why no one talks to you? Stop butting the fck into conversations."
- Leo Burnett Building
-- Submitted by Stew