Thursday, June 22, 2006

Maybe they're training for the subway marathon.

(Groups of people run off the Metra trains heading to the exits.)

Train rider: "Why do all those people run off the train? Is there some emergency?"

Co-rider: "No. They just cut their train ride as close as possible to when they have to start working."

Train Rider: "Maybe they're just tired."

Co-rider: Maybe they're just lazy."

- Union Station

-- Submitted by Rick

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