Suit: "Stop talking to me. I'm sick of your negative energy and constant needling."
Coworker: "No you're not. If I stopped talking to you, you would be lost."
Suit: "No, I wouldn't. You're constantly bringing me down."
Coworker: "You need me. We're ebb and flow. Yin and Yang. I'm the milk to your cereal buddy."
- 333 W. Wacker
--Submitted by Jerry