Woman: "There's no way I can work there anymore. It's awful."
Friend: "It can't be that bad. Just spread out your workload more. It's a new job. It takes time to get used to."
Woman: "It's not the work. It's just, my boss..."
Friend: "Is he hot?"
Woman: "NO! His breath smells like he ate a dead skunk. With onions."
- Madison and State
-- Submitted by Kikkoman