Woman:  "There's no way I can work there anymore.  It's awful."
Friend:  "It can't be that bad.  Just spread out your workload more.  It's a new job.  It takes time to get used to."
Woman:  "It's not the work.  It's just, my boss..."
Friend:  "Is he hot?"
Woman:  "NO!  His breath smells like he ate a dead skunk.  With onions."
- Madison and State
-- Submitted by Kikkoman
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