Husband: "Try this white wine."
Wife: "Fine, but I'm not going to like it."
Husband: "Just try it."
Wife: (sips and gets sour look on her face.) "It's all you buddy."
Husband: "I guess your palate just isn't as delicate and mature as mine."
Wife: "Go to hell."
Husband: "Happy Anniversary, honey."
- The Noodle Cafe in Glenview
-- Submitted by Chlami