Guy: "You hate sunglasses don't you? You take them off, put them on, take them off."
Girl: "We're on the bus. There's no sun."
Guy: "Well, it doesn't matter if there's no sun. The function of sunglasses is to make you look good. You look boring when you don't wear them. I wear mine all the time."
Girl: "Yeah, okay."
Guy: " I should take those sunglasses and throw them off the bus right now!"
- 77 Belmont Bus
-- Submitted by DW