Guy 1: "I just bought that property too. Right near Vail, Arizona. My house was on top of a hill and I had a view of the mountains."
Guy 2: "So they're just going to build a house in the middle of your view? On top of another hill?"
Guy 1: "Yeah. I just hope that thing teeters off its hill. I paid for a frickin' view!"
- Brown Line
-- Submitted by Gray