20 Year Old girl: "I keep trying and trying, but he just won't do it."
Guy Friend: "Well, if he's listening, maybe he'll eventually get it."
20 Year Old: "I can't keep trying to train him like this. It's getting too frustrating. He just won't listen and do what I tell him. I just need to find a boyfriend who fits my ideal mold and will do what I say."
Guy Friend: "Good luck. It's not like you're picky or anything."
- Northwestern Campus
-- Submitted by Damian