Businessman: (on cell) "...I know. I was tiwed. I was all wawm and cuddwy. You put the bwankie on me and I just wanted to go to sweep. I was a tiwed wittow guy. You know how dangewous it is to put a bwankie on my with such a comfy piwwow. (pause) I wuv you, too. (pause) (deep tone) No. I have a very important contract negotiation today. Should be good though. Meeting three VP's and a CEO. Bye."
- Walking down State
-- Submitted by Marv