Suit #1: "You have no idea what you're talking about. I love La Bamba's. They have burritos as big as your head! Taste great, too."
Suit #2: "You're insane. Pancho Pistola's is so much better. Nice, clean, good service. La Bamba's? They're almost as bad as Taco Burrito King!"
Big Mexican Dude: "Guys, seriously. You Gringos have no idea what you're talking about and it's making me mad. If you're arguing about La Bamba's and Pancho whatever, you haven't had the real stuff. Leave tacos and burritos to Mexicans like me."
Suits: (almost in unison) "Sorry."
- Red Line
-- Submitted by Glenn