Tuesday, May 30, 2006

No change here, buddy.

Con Artist: (to bartender) "Hey man. I'm from the South Side and I was supposed to meet my brother's ex-girlfriend up here to get train fare but she didn't show and..."

Bartender: "Whoa, man. I ain't your fcking biographer. Get the hell out of here."

- Paddy Mac's Bar

-- Submitted by Brody

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