Mother: "...And every time I get picture of her doing group activities, she's always crying. Easter Bunny visits, she's crying. Parade around the school, she's crying. Clown shows up for 'fun day,' she's crying. Why is she always crying when these things happen?"
Father: "What do you want me to do about it?"
Mother: "I don't know, I'm just worried. Maybe something's wrong with her."
Father: "You are the epitome of paranoia."
- Morton Grove
-- Submitted by He-man