Homeless Guy: "I AM JESUS!"
Passerby: "You are not! How dare you!?"
Homeless Guy: "I AM Jesus! I will be praised. You will thank me for the plentiful bounty that you have received!"
Passerby: "STOP USING THE LORD'S NAME IN VAIN!"
Homeless Guy: "Do not doubt the lord, Jesus Christ, for he is looking for change to get back to heaven!"
- Halsted and Racine
-- Submitted by Luke