(Large man is sitting at table with jet black hair and large black sunglasses)
Mid-20's Guy: "Holy crap! HOLY CRAP! I knew it!"
Large Guy: "Pardon me?"
Mid-20's guy: "It's you! It's really you!"
Large Guy: "Do I know you?"
Mid-20's guy: "You're Roy Orbison and Louie Anderson's kid, right?"
- Artist's Cafe on Michigan Ave
-- Submitted by Snicker