Working Stiff: "Man. I went to bed last night and all I did was dream about work. I was doing my daily tasks."
Buddy: "That sucks. That's like you were working two shifts!"
Working Stiff: "Seriously. I was so tired when I woke up because I was working in my dream. Maybe I swas sleep walking or something and actually was at work. You think if I tell them how tired I am and what I dreamt about, they would pay me for it?"
- South Shore Line
-- Submitted by Rami