Teen: (on cell) "No. You can't call them blue jeans. They're black. Call them black jeans. All the trouble in the world today and I have to convince you of a pants color. Red ones are red jeans, purple ones are purple jeans, and the ones I have on are blue. THAT'S WHY THEY ARE GOD DAMN BLUE JEANS!"
- Green Line
-- Submitted by Mordack