Pitcher Girl: "I just couldn't field the ball right. It's so big. If I could use a glove, I would totally get it everytime."
Fielder Guy: "If you could use a what? A WHAT?! This is 16" softball, woman. People have been killed for the mere thought of using a glove in this game. If you bring it up again, there will be problems."
- Grant Park
-- Submitted by Carol