Drunk Chick: "Memorial Day is so awesome. It's, like, we get a day off of everything and the whole country shuts down. Go soldiers!"
Drunk Friend: "We're remembering the dead ones. You shouldn't celebrate. It's a somber day."
Drunk Chick: "Then why are we getting wasted, hypocrite."
Drunk Friend: "I'm drowning my sorrows. I'm trying not to remember Memorial Day because it's so sad. Bitch."
- Park off of Recreation Drive
-- Submitted by Joe