Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Magic Johnson's team beat them. It had to be real.

Wrestling Fan: "Almost everything on TV is! It doesn't matter if it's fake. They still get hurt and entertain people and put on a show."

Buddy: "Dude. Seriously. It's stupid and kinda gay. Dudes running around in colored tidy whiteys, holding each other by the crotch."

Wrestling Fan: "Whatever. I don't see what the difference is. It's not any different from the old Harlem Globetrotters, Washington Generals games. All that crap was fake."

Buddy: "Do not EVER desecrate my memories of the Harlem Globetrotters. They kicked the crap out of the General's time and time again because they were better than them."

Wrestling Fan: "Yeah. I'M the one that's delusional. They used to go up to the rafters and bring ladders on to the court! They used to slide between the legs of defenders! Do you honestly think that sht wasn't staged?"

Buddy: "How dare you?!"

- Ukrainian Village

-- Submitted by Zeke

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