Monday, May 08, 2006

Breach of contract

Lady 1: "You think I can sue the lady that just sold me these losers (scratch tickets)?"

Lady 2: "Why?"

Lady 1: "Cause I told her I wanted three $1 winning scratch tickets and I didn't win anything."

- Irving Park and Broadway

-- Submitted by K.R.

1 comment:

pandaobscura said...

Fantastic. In a disturbing kinda way.