Monday, May 08, 2006

That would mess up the stars on the US flag

Girl 1: "They eat deer down there."

Girl 2: "Down where?"

Girl 1: "South of Chicago, in the country, they eat deer."

Girls 2: "Gross. Chicago ought to be its' own state. That way we don't have to claim the rest of Illinois."

- On the L

-- Submitted by Michael T.

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