Tourist #1: "Wow. That really is amazing."
Toursit #2: "It's cool, I guess."
Tourist #1: "What? Some guy in Japan made it and shipped it to Chicago. It's a beautiful piece of art."
Tourist #2: "But the name is stupid. 'The Bean.' Why couldn't they call it something cooler? Like 'Silver Kidney' or something."
Tourist #1: "Yeah. Silver Kidney. That would really make people flock to the area."
- Millenium Park
-- Submitted by Jayvee