Angry Customer: "You said the couch was going to be here a month ago and it's still not here."
Salesman: "Actually, you rejected the piece, sir."
Angry Customer: "It was scratched everywhere. It was leather. Why would I take a brand new scratched leather couch?"
Salesman: "Well, I can only tell you what the home office told me and the new couch will be here late July to early August."
Angry Customer: "BULLSHT! YOU TOLD ME I WOULD GET THE NEXT COUCH COMING OUT OF THE FACTORY!"
Salesman: (smirking) "I'll refund your money right now sir."
Angry Customer: "NO! I WANT THE DAMN COUCH!"
Salesman: "You can take the floor model with you today."
Angry Customer: "Yeah, buddy. That's what I need. To pay $5,000 for a couch that's had 600 pairs of ass cheeks sitting on it."
- Price Furniture, Suburbs
-- Submitted by Gary