Angry Customer: "You said the couch was going to be here a month ago and it's still not here."
Salesman: "Actually, you rejected the piece, sir."
Angry Customer: "It was scratched everywhere. It was leather. Why would I take a brand new scratched leather couch?"
Salesman: "Well, I can only tell you what the home office told me and the new couch will be here late July to early August."
Angry Customer: "BULLSHT! YOU TOLD ME I WOULD GET THE NEXT COUCH COMING OUT OF THE FACTORY!"
Salesman: (smirking) "I'll refund your money right now sir."
Angry Customer: "NO! I WANT THE DAMN COUCH!"
Salesman: "You can take the floor model with you today."
Angry Customer: "Yeah, buddy. That's what I need. To pay $5,000 for a couch that's had 600 pairs of ass cheeks sitting on it."
- Price Furniture, Suburbs
-- Submitted by Gary
1 comment:
I'd want what I was what I payed for too, especially when it comes to high end furniture. Did Price expect him to keep damaged couch? Wasn't it inspected prior to shipment? Ya can't blame the guy for being pissed, I'd be pissed too.
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