Manager: "Where is he?"
Employee: "On his way. He should be here any second."
Manager: "I'll stay. It's important. (pause) No, I'm going to go. It's not important enough to miss the next meeting."
Manager: "No, I'll stay. Can we conference call? Maybe I'll just go. It's important, but maybe I'll just go. When is the meeting? Where's the washroom?"
- Chase Building
-- Submitted by Globula