Creepy Homeless Lady: "Sir. PLEASE! I need change for food."
Man in Suit: "I'm sorry. I only use credit cards."
Creepy Homeless Lady: "A POX ON YOU! A POX! MAY YOU END UP FAT, BALD, AND LONELY!"
Female Passerby: "Too late lady. That's half of Chicago's male population."
- LaSalle and Adams
-- Submitted by Romeo