Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Follicularly challenged

Creepy Homeless Lady: "Sir. PLEASE! I need change for food."

Man in Suit: "I'm sorry. I only use credit cards."

Creepy Homeless Lady: "A POX ON YOU! A POX! MAY YOU END UP FAT, BALD, AND LONELY!"

Female Passerby: "Too late lady. That's half of Chicago's male population."

- LaSalle and Adams

-- Submitted by Romeo

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