Girl: (on cell) "No, he got home from college yesterday. He says he pulled straight A's, as usual, but we told my parents he wanted to quit school. (pause) Hell yeah, they were pissed off. He said he's tired of school controlling him and his life. He told them that he was quitting school, taking control of his life, and he's going to go work at a pizza place. (pause) Totally. They were sitting there, trying to talk some sense into him. I was sitting there wondering if I was going to be getting free pizza whenever I wanted."
- Walking down Michigan Ave.
-- Submitted by Mr. Roboto