(Train pulls up to next stop)
Crazy Train Guy: (making his way to doors) "Excuse me. Excuse me. I have to be first off the train. If I'm not, everyone suffers. STAND BACK. STAND BACK. THIS SPACE IS RESERVED. I don't think anyone wants their head bashed in!"
(doors open, CTG runs down the stairs)
Crazy Train Guy: (screaming) "GET OUT OF MY WAY BEFORE I PUSH YOU DOWN THE STAIRWELL! IT'S TIME FOR ME TO GET TO WORK!"
- Purple Line Clark Stop
-- Submitted by City Guy